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Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: You’re finally, finally on vacation, and after day one of sitting on the beach, giving your work-worn butt the much-needed rest it deserves, you head up to your room to shower, only to discover you forgot to pack any underwear.

Which is fine! Because what is a bathing suit, but the most washable species of underwear in the world? And anyway, your vacation persona is like, extremely chill and not at all uptight about these kinds of things.